Fybertech CYOA

[Boris]

you are an ENTERPRISING YOUNG BUSINESSMAN standing in front of a steep rise of brown stone on a dusty dirt plateau. Behind you is your CAR, dubiously labeled as a 'sport utility vehicle'

what will you do?

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[Deck]

Call Up the Stone Wall Attendant to ring you in for your important business meeting with all the movers and shakers.

[Bluejay]

What are the obvious exits? And can I get ye flask?

[Bluejay]

>Removes the wiper blade to use as a potential weapon and begin climbing the wall.

[Rotary_Turbo]

<get in ye CAR (SUV) and look about.

[Boris]

style guide: the > is a prompt, lemee worry about those.

Also: try to limit it to one action, not a joint one, in the future.

[Boris]

"Remove the wiper blade to use as a potential weapon and being climbing the wall."


When you think on it, the MONOWIPER wasn't one of your company's better engineering inventions. Still, having foolishly forgotten to bring a weapon today, you remove it and secure it to your back


Now it's pretty easy to find hand grips in the brown stone around here and OH GOD, EVERY TIME WITH THE FALLING THROUGH THE HOLOGRAM WALL

This is going to wind up with you face-first on the floor
What will you do next?

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[Deck]

Rouse, Renew, and Redouble your efforts.

[Buzzard]

>Gain ASPERGERS
>Create INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED WEBCOMIC
>Become popular on /co/

[Rotary_Turbo]

Get up, dust off, and continue into the hidden laboritory.-

[Bluejay]

Blink in disbelief exactly four times, then cautiously search the hall. (Also see if you can upgrade from [MONOWIPER] to [GIANT BLUE ARROW] weapons.)

[Yutz]

Look around to figure out what that noise i'm hearing is.

[MDude]

Try to remember why I went out to dirtlands in the first place.

[Armchair]

> Retrieve arms from SUV