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55 KB JerseyJackass0 !TwoDwkW3bI 05/16/08(Fri)15:59 No.14882749  
I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4.

Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.

While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.

I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.
>> JerseyJackass0 !TwoDwkW3bI 05/16/08(Fri)16:00 No.14882786
Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:00 No.14882789
first reply
>> JerseyJackass0 !TwoDwkW3bI 05/16/08(Fri)16:01 No.14882818
I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.

John and Sara(This is the name I have given them) hail for a taxi and enter one. This was my chance. My moment of truth was here, I could set forth and become what I craved and desired to be. I got in front of the taxi that the couple was in. I pulled the driver out of the cab and killed him in cold blood. The man stepped out, he was ready to kill me. He lusted for blood, the blood of me. I know what I had to do. I empty my shotgun in his face, the man formerly known as John is dead. He is no more, this chapter of his life has ended and mine starts. I am now who I always wanted too be. I steal the taxi and drive away with his wife/girlfriend in the back.

I had never been so happy in my life!
>> JerseyJackass0 !TwoDwkW3bI 05/16/08(Fri)16:02 No.14882835
Then...

Screaming.

She screams.

She wants out.

She doesn't want me.

She fears me, hates me, loathes me. She feels everything towards me, but still does not love me.

How could this happen? Why does she not love me? Is there something wrong with me? What could I have done?

I'm thrown into a maelstrom of feelings, mostly guilt, and hatred towards my self. But most of all sadness. She doesn't want me, those words kept ringing in my head.

I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.

I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.

We fly off the edge.

Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.

I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:03 No.14882891
2nd
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:03 No.14882898
>>Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

Improper semi-colon use B-
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:05 No.14882957
>I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.

WHAT A TWEEST
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:05 No.14882959
>>Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?"
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:05 No.14882967
A+
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:05 No.14882976
Not quite as awesome as fargoth
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:06 No.14883009
>I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.

I weeped.
>> Hikari !beBLCZcqSE 05/16/08(Fri)16:07 No.14883042
>I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.

This ending is still hilarious.
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:07 No.14883057
>I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.

GOOD END
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:07 No.14883069
>>14882898

I am also, for the first time in a long time, happy.

OR

I feel something for the first time in a long time: happiness.
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:07 No.14883079
>After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

This makes no sense.
>> Squadella !dIFP.nmYeI 05/16/08(Fri)16:07 No.14883082
Abysmal grammar usage.

D-
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:08 No.14883091
Needs more Bel Air
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:10 No.14883180
I RIKE IT
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:14 No.14883372
It was dieep man,real soul .
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:24 No.14883774
yah fur real one love
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:25 No.14883826
REPOSTS LOL
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:27 No.14883881
ending was wild
>> Anonymous 05/16/08(Fri)16:33 No.14884156
I alway get a boner when i stab a woman to death is something wrong with me ?