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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:56 No.12353588
Holy fuck YOU'RE BACK YES
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:56 No.12353598
COME TO DADDY
>> Hank Scorpio !!D1wEzlENbVA 03/19/08(Wed)02:57 No.12353620
FUCK YES PLAYER 1
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:57 No.12353621
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:57 No.12353636
Oh lord, fucking gyroids.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:58 No.12353648
what is this
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:58 No.12353653
Why did I collect those?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:58 No.12353672
>>12353648

Player 1, a web comic created on /v/.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:58 No.12353679
my entire second floor is full of gyroids
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:58 No.12353685
.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:59 No.12353686
>>12353653
i different hole for every penor
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:00 No.12353725
Hooray! Player 1!
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:00 No.12353741
>>12353556
I approve of this concept for an Animal Crossing horror movie. But only if Bob gets to be Ash.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:00 No.12353742
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posting newish P1 in a new P1 thread.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:01 No.12353767
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posting newish P1 in ­a new P1 thread.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:01 No.12353768
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I LOVE PLAYER 1!
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:02 No.12353801
>>12353767
why did she ask Bob to do that, though?
>> !caG84MXea2 03/19/08(Wed)03:03 No.12353826
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The one about timed hits is still one of my favorites.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:04 No.12353871
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>>12353742
If there's going to be an Animal Crpssing horror story, it would be based on The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing.
No contest.
>> Mom !j/LLggzims 03/19/08(Wed)03:05 No.12353885
Hey player 1 serious question. About how many people does it take to make one comic? All the writing and art work seems like it would take an awfully long time. about how much days are spent on each?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:07 No.12353941
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YESSSSSSS
>> Rei 1289-7890-0517 03/19/08(Wed)03:07 No.12353961
>>12353556
oh man, you're back. Fuck, you make me want to play Animal Crossing. That's not something I should do either, it'll consume my life for the next 6 months...
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:09 No.12353996
Any more Player 1 comics?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:09 No.12354010
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>>12353871
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:11 No.12354051
>>12353961

lol animal crossing sucks dick
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:11 No.12354060
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>>12353556
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:11 No.12354079
>>12354051
Age for sage, bitch.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:12 No.12354086
>>12353996
Sure there's more. There's like 30 P1 comics, not counting Buckley parodies, one-off pictures, spin-offs, and so on.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:14 No.12354145
>>12353826
its my favorite too. even though i dont recall any timed hits in animal crossing.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:15 No.12354171
>>12354145
Its a Mario RPG reference.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:16 No.12354193
THIS SURE WAS FUNNY WHEN VGCATS DID IT
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:16 No.12354206
>>12354193

oh snap
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:16 No.12354220
>>12354193

ITS FUNNY CUZ PLAYER 1 DID IT XDDD HE'S MY FAVORITE
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:16 No.12354221
>>12354171
i know. i just don't see any relevance to animal crossing.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:17 No.12354242
>>12354193
pics
>> !caG84MXea2 03/19/08(Wed)03:17 No.12354244
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>>12354221
It's just a combination of how Animals tend to ask random questions like that and that whole scene where Toad scares off the Goomba by telling it that Mario knows about Timed Hits.
And now Japanese for some reason.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:18 No.12354254
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>>12354193

The idea that gyroids are creepy isn't a new idea.

Like virtually all Player 1 comics, this one relies on the execution and the visuals. Without those, there's not much to see.

Case in point.
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:18 No.12354275
>>12354220
Some people just hate talent.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:19 No.12354285
>>12354193

OR HITCHCOCK.

NO, WAIT, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:19 No.12354286
>>12354220
>>12354193
Different people.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:19 No.12354290
BAZOING
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:19 No.12354291
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:19 No.12354294
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:20 No.12354308
>>12354294
lolwut
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:20 No.12354326
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:20 No.12354330
>>12354244
haha thats even better!
>> !caG84MXea2 03/19/08(Wed)03:21 No.12354338
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>>12354272
They're just clay figures that are buried with dead bodies.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:21 No.12354339
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>> Tim Buckley 03/19/08(Wed)03:21 No.12354344
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>>12353556
Oh hi, I fixed your comic.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:21 No.12354359
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Oh Player 1, your wacky facial expressions are enjoyed the world over.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:22 No.12354363
so did the elevens get ahold of these or..?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:22 No.12354379
>>12354338
So you're saying the entire AC village is built on some sort of burial ground?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:22 No.12354385
>>12354338
Thousands of corpses.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:23 No.12354396
>>12354344
Needs more 8^U
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:23 No.12354398
>>12354326
oh god I remember that thread. good times.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:23 No.12354399
>>12354363
>so did the elevens get ahold of these or..?
The what?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:23 No.12354404
>>12354308
My best guess:
Panel 1: "Hey Player 1, I got you something that I use when I get horny!"
Panel 2: "Awesome, porno!"
Panel 3: "Fire extinguisher? What the fuck?"
Panel 4: "Why is it wet OH JESUS FUCKING HELL!"
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:24 No.12354428
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>>12354404
What, you've never seen the English version?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:24 No.12354430
>>12354404
The letter mentions that it's something that she uses every day.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:24 No.12354431
>>12354344
go away Buckley
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:25 No.12354455
>>12354379
What the hell?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:25 No.12354459
>>12354399
... :|
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>>12354010
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:25 No.12354466
Player 1, do you even play Animal Crossing any more? Serious question.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:26 No.12354481
>>12354363
What the hell are the elevens?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:26 No.12354500
>>12354481
>>12354399
dear lord the newfaggotry. it means JAPANESE PEOPLE.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:27 No.12354523
>>12354462
OH GOD! I'LL PAY! I'LL PAY! I HAVE THE BELLS! STAY BACK DAMN YOU I'LL PAY FUUUUUUUUCK!
>> Player 1 03/19/08(Wed)03:28 No.12354532
>>12354466
Not everyday. I do sometimes though.

To be perfectly honest, it's a pretty good game, and I'll be damned if I don't want AC: Wii really really bad right now (especially after Smashville, goddamn), but it's definitely a better topic for humor and discussion than it is for just playing.

I mean, there are better games. But this one just lends itself quite strongly towards the kind of perversion /v/ is capable of.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:28 No.12354543
why does everyone paint Nook as evil and money-grubbing anyway? You can go forever and never pay your house off. I always kinda rooted for his little bussiness to take off.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:29 No.12354564
>>12354272
That's quite different from Player 1's comic, B^U, and unfunny. Basic vgcats fail.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:29 No.12354566
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>>12354543
>why does everyone paint Nook as evil and money-grubbing anyway?
Because of what he did to Sable.
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:29 No.12354570
>>12354500
Why does it mean Japanese people?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:30 No.12354586
>>12354566
Because he is. Well, maybe not evil, but definitely money-grubbing.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:30 No.12354595
>>12354564
Yeah, the only real connection is the implication that gyroids are creepy.

Which is nothing new. Anyone who's played Animal Crossing could tell you that. .
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:30 No.12354596
>>12354570
to tell the truth, i don't really know. you have to watch Code Geauss or whatever that show is. But i've seen it used everywhere here.
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>>12354566
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:31 No.12354612
>>12354543
Maybe it's all the subtle little hints throughout the game that tell you how money obsessed he really is?
I got a bottle letter once that said something along the lines of "that raccoon has forced me into a life of indentured servitude" and told me to be careful.
...there's some weird ass shit in the game when you think about it enough.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:31 No.12354617
>>12354586
meant for
>>12354543
there's really no reason to have bells in AC except to shop at Nook's, so one has to wonder why Nook wants them.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:31 No.12354621
>>12354586
how so? i mean he's just running a store. maybe i didnt read carefully enough.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:31 No.12354627
>>12354500

Elevens? wtf? who the hell came up with elevens? WHAT'S WRONG WITH SAYING JAPS, IT'S AN OBVIOUS REFERENCE AND SHORTER THAN SAYING ELEVENS TOO.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:32 No.12354639
>>12354428
No, I hadn't, thanks! Looking for archives on RS now.
>> !caG84MXea2 03/19/08(Wed)03:32 No.12354650
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:32 No.12354651
>>12354627
I SAID IT OUT OF HABIT. GOD.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:33 No.12354664
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>>12354612
>...there's some weird ass shit in the game when you think about it enough.
This sums up Animal Crossing better than anything else could.

It's probably also why it's so prone to corruption through rule 34 and stuff like P1's comics.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:34 No.12354690
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I mean, did anyone else play through this part and just think "Holy shit, this town is full of pedophiles"?

I mean, I know a lot of AC's innuendo is sort of forced upon it by a dirty-minded player base, but come ON. I can't see any other way I was supposed to read it.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:34 No.12354695
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:34 No.12354696
>>12354664
Holy shit.

I just realized, that face (which is also the face I have on both Animal Crossing games) is the Awesome face without the mouth open.
>> The Vidya 03/19/08(Wed)03:34 No.12354707
>>12354254
That's not the original, that's one shoped with the B^U face!
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:35 No.12354709
>>12354664
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
There's no way that's not shopped.
I knew it was fucked up but that's too much.
holy shit.
>> Captain /co/mmando 03/19/08(Wed)03:35 No.12354711
>>12354532
FC then?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:36 No.12354736
>>12354707
That's my point: Player 1's best assets are his subtlety, timing, brevity, and humorous visuals.
To wit, he's funny in all the ways that Buckley is not.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:36 No.12354756
Player 1, I desire to visit your town someday >_>
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:36 No.12354759
>>12354612
Can't you get other people's bottled letters through Wifi?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:37 No.12354772
>>12354759
You can't bottle letters, though.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:37 No.12354777
>>12354664
>>12354690
Are...are these real? Because if they are...Jesus Christ...
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:37 No.12354782
>>12354756
His town had best be decked out in cool shit.
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>>12354664
>>12354690
Mother of god.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:37 No.12354794
>>12354759
Probably, but I was never able to get on Wifi. And I've gotten it in 2 different towns.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:38 No.12354803
>>12354612
>>12354759
no, i got it too, its a random letter
>>12354772
yes you can, you can buy bottled letters and send them out

someone mailed me a rickroll, fucking /v/irgins
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:38 No.12354810
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:38 No.12354817
>>12354782
The fucking, mother fucking, designing of the fucking, mother fucking pathways FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.12354832
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.12354844
>>12354823
all of the characters have HUEG heads, you pervert
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.12354845
I played AC:WW today and got the "I like to sleep on your floor!" message for the first time.

I thought Player 1 made it up, but Jesus Christ. That is FUCKED UP.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.12354846
>>12354664
>>12354690
I never did this whole sidequest, so I gotta know, is this a shoop? Please tell me it is.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.12354849
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>> Cancer that is killing /g/ !zkraGArAss 03/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.12354852
I don't get it.
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:40 No.12354861
>>12354817
I'm sensing that you're annoyed with something.
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:40 No.12354880
I finally picked up AC: WW after playing the GC version for over 9000 years, and the humor is much more..startling. I couldn't help but revel in the genius of the writers while playing.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:41 No.12354895
why hasnt this thread turned into friend codes yet
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:41 No.12354896
Well, for more fucked up Animal Crossing stuff,
most of the Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing is made from screens take from the game.
It's here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2666800
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:41 No.12354903
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:42 No.12354905
All my townspeople call me dainty g -_-
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>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:43 No.12354931
>>12354664
>>12354690
These can't be real. /v/, tell me these aren't real.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:43 No.12354942
/r/ing archive
>> Captain /co/mmando 03/19/08(Wed)03:43 No.12354947
>>12354895
4811-6772-5216
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:45 No.12354978
>>12354931
>>12354846
Don't worry. They end up explaining it away as something else, but jesus fuck. Pedophile overtones, anyone?

It's not just me, right? I told you the innuendo was blatant.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:45 No.12354996
Just decided to start a new town a couple days ago

FC: is 3909-7318-6858 for future reference
>> Captain /co/mmando 03/19/08(Wed)03:46 No.12355005
>>12354947
Oh, it's been a while, you need the town name and character name too...

Town: Omaheeha
Dude: Cap'n CO
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:46 No.12355011
I love you, Player 1.
>> Player 1 03/19/08(Wed)03:47 No.12355035
>>12354782
>His town had best be decked out in cool shit.
See, that's the thing. My actual in-game town is not that cool at all. I replaced all the normal trees with foreign fruit trees, save a few evergreen and native fruit, and there's an orchard here or there, but that's really about it. I haven't re-tiled the whole town, or put up hilarious billboards everywhere, or anything.
My villagers aren't even all that interesting.
Hell, it's probably full of weeds by now, it's been a while since I was there. I've got a lot of money but that's about all I can brag about, and it's definitely not on-par with some of the shit people have (multiple royal crowns).
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:47 No.12355042
>>12354978
So those are actual lines from the game? WTF Nintendo WTF?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:47 No.12355052
>>12355005
you can just make up town and player names as long as you have the code actually

also

1246-1474-0887
>> Player 1 03/19/08(Wed)03:47 No.12355053
>>12355035
Oh, and that's another thing. My town started a long time before I did these comics, and my villager's name isn't "Player 1". If I give away my friend codes, people will know what it is, and for some reason that bugs me.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:48 No.12355063
Yo, Player 1. Why haven't you done a comic on K.K. yet?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:48 No.12355069
>>12355042
>So those are actual lines from the game?
Yep. So tell me I'm not crazy: they really are heavy with innuendo, right? I thought maybe the internet had just destroyed my brain and I couldn't see it as anything but dirty, but a second opinion helps.

Seriously, how the hell else are you supposed to read these?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:49 No.12355094
>>12355063
I'm guessing it's because there's nothing inherently funny or creepy about the guy. He's just a dog who plays music.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:50 No.12355106
>>12355069 but a second opinion helps.

Not when it's another /v/irgin's.

That's like a furry asking another furry if he thinks what they're doing is weird.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:50 No.12355111
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>>12354664
>Blathers touched me!

I never did trust that fucking owl.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:52 No.12355153
>>12355069
It's totally not just you.
It's subtle enough that young kids won't think anything of it, but yeah, there's no way that wasn't intentional.

Wish I'd gotten a screen of when one my villagers asked me to fetch something. He said he wanted his picture book, but I swear he implied that it was porn with the way he said it...
>> Player 1 03/19/08(Wed)03:52 No.12355155
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>>12355094
Plus, he's hard to draw. There's a reason I mostly do cats and rabbits: they're just round heads with ears tacked on.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:53 No.12355180
>>12355106
Is it helpful that I don't typically lurk /v/ or even much of 4chan at all, but I still think it's pretty blatant?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:54 No.12355200
>>12355111
Oh GOD I love Tangy.

Why did she have to move away...??
WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:54 No.12355204
>>12355155

But KK Slider is a /v/ hero
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:55 No.12355215
>>12355180

Nope.
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>>12355200
>Oh GOD I love Tangy.
So does P1.
>> GAELIN THUNDERFAGGOT !SigGvpr2Pk 03/19/08(Wed)03:55 No.12355218
>>12355053

Now I gotta know, what is your villager's name?
>> Player 1 03/19/08(Wed)03:57 No.12355268
>>12355218
It's nothing secretive or special, just an ordinary name.
But if I tell people it'll break the illusion, and they'll start looking at things differently, and then the dream will be over.

So I'm going to keep it as Player 1.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:57 No.12355272
>>12355217
That's exactly how I feel! D:
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)03:58 No.12355303
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>>12355217
>>12355272
In b4 tangy porn
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:00 No.12355346
Tangy scared me a little the first time I saw her.

I was like WHY DOES THAT CAT HAVE AN ORANGE FOR A HEAD THIS MAKES NO BIOLOGICAL SENSE HOW CAN SOMETHING BE IN TWO TAXONOMIC KINGDOMS AT THE SAME TIME and then I remembered I was playing a game for children about cartoon animals.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:02 No.12355401
>>12355346
The robot frog and mummy dog always scared the shit out of me. At one time I had them both in the same town, and they were always together. It was some kind of sci-fi horror reality.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:03 No.12355416
>>12355346
LOOK ALL ALL THE FUCKING INNUENDO POSTED AND TELL ME ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR KIDS
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:04 No.12355431
Animal Crossing should be rated M for mature ;_;
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:04 No.12355432
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>>12355346
What's even creepier is the fact she cums orange juice.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:04 No.12355444
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>>12355416
In your end-o.
>> Ness !VduOTUuDlI 03/19/08(Wed)04:05 No.12355454
>>12355444
oh god why did I lol?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:06 No.12355470
>>12355431
>Animal Crossing should be rated M for mature ;_;
I fucking WISH we got an M/AO Animal Crossing. That shit would be fucking intense.
You can tell they're just barely holding back now, and if you opened the floodgates the resulting torrent of violence and pornography would be unimaginable.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:06 No.12355478
>>12355401
MAN I wish I had Lucky in my town.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:06 No.12355485
>>12355432
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTERS!
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:07 No.12355504
>>12355485
Well yeah, not if they're gonna get citric acid all over your dick you don't.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:07 No.12355505
>>12355155
Aw, seriously? I'd love to see something on K.K.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:08 No.12355516
>>12355504

You're assuming he'll be riding bareback.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:08 No.12355534
>>12355516
There are no STDs and no unwanted pregnancies in the world of Animal Crossing. That's just how things work.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:10 No.12355577
>>12355534
Oh god, that would be awesome. I would make an Animal Crossing brothel.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:10 No.12355592
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>>12355200
>WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

It doesn't mean "why" you faggot.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:10 No.12355597
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>>12355577
>I would make an Animal Crossing brothel.
You're assuming Nook, Bob, and/or Player 1 wouldn't have already beat you to it.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:10 No.12355598
>>12355534

So the notion of a condom is ridiculous but her citrus ejaculate is just fine?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:11 No.12355619
Tangy added to the list of characters I need to find porn of.

I once found a picture where P1 was fucking the popular hedgehog girl, and the other one was laying next to it, masturbating lonely in bed.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:11 No.12355623
>>12355598
>her citrus ejaculate is just fine?
Better than fine.

Delicious.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:12 No.12355633
>>12355598
>So the notion of a condom is ridiculous but her citrus ejaculate is just fine?
Of course it is: she's a fucking orange.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:12 No.12355661
draw something with Portia, god damn
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:12 No.12355662
>>12355633

Well how do we know she even has a vagina? Or that she can come?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:13 No.12355665
>>12355619
>I once found a picture where P1 was fucking the popular hedgehog girl, and the other one was laying next to it, masturbating lonely in bed.
You post that shit right now.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:13 No.12355671
>>12355619
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Tangy/1

There you go.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:13 No.12355690
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>>12355619
>Tangy added to the list of characters I need to find porn of.
You won't have to look far. Player 1 alone's already done volumes on her.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:15 No.12355727
>>12355671
Good thinking. I was just about to post that one where Tangy gets drunk and molested and wakes up to find photos of it all, because it's basically the best thing P1's ever drawn, but now I don't have to.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:18 No.12355786
>>12355671
That site never ceases to amaze me. I even found porn of Shin-Chan's mom.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:19 No.12355806
>>12355727
>Tangy gets drunk and molested and wakes up to find photos of it all
I just came. I didn't even have to see the picture.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:20 No.12355823
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Needs porn of Tabby.

Ugly chicks need sex too.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:22 No.12355860
>>12355823
I never had tabby in my town...but I was always under the impression it was a guy?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:24 No.12355910
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>>12355860
No.
It's a chick.
And Player 1 already has it covered.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:27 No.12355955
>>12355937

i'd fuck margie
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:29 No.12356006
>>12355727
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:31 No.12356038
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>>12355786
Search: George Carlin

>No images were found to match the search criteria


Lame
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:31 No.12356048
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Ah, found it. Shame the other one's not masturbating.

She's considering it, though.
>> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 03/19/08(Wed)04:32 No.12356050
It's time to play guess the K.K. Slider song based off only the lyrics.

Nao. Me-oh-me-nao, Me-oh-me-nao
Oh-oh-me-mwe-ohhh
Na-na-na-nao, que-que-que-queeeeee
Me-oh-me-ohhhhhhhh
Me-me-mwe-nao

Nao. Me-oh-me-nao, Me-oh-me-nao
Oh-oh-me-mwe-ohhh
Na-na-na-nao, que-que-que-nao
Na-me-ohhhh
Que-que-que-que
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:32 No.12356055
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Player 1 is a fucking god of /v/.

Other shit that is clearly from Player 1:
*Final Destination
*Buckley Improvements
*/v/ argument comics (the comics with the guy who licks the other guy)
*Probably EFG
*Just about everything
*This shit
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:32 No.12356063
>>12356038
That's because it's searching for the words separately. Try george_carlin instead.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:32 No.12356064
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>>12355910
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:32 No.12356065
>>12356050
FREEBIRD
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:33 No.12356087
>>12356048
That's not Player 1 fucking Mabel! That's Tom Nook fucking Mabel! You lied to me!
And Sable's not masturbating, she's just feeling incredibly lonely and awkward!
>> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 03/19/08(Wed)04:34 No.12356101
>>12356055

Somehow I doubt Player 1 is EFG, and I can't say I think he did Final Destination either.

He did these weird Buckley parodies about Chikorita before he was Player 1.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:35 No.12356135
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>>12356101
>I can't say I think he did Final Destination either.
Come on.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:35 No.12356143
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>>12356101
>I can't say I think he did Final Destination either.
Come ON!
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:36 No.12356154
>>12354896
Jesus christ, thank you for not letting me sleep tonight god damnit.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:37 No.12356176
>>12356101
>He did these weird Buckley parodies about Chikorita before he was Player 1.
Oh yeah, I forgot about those. Those were pretty good.

As for EFG: I think it's likely. Player 1 showed up in /v/ just about the time EFG started to hate /b/ for becoming a completely irredeemable shithole in all the wrong ways. Seeking refuge, maybe? A more appreciative audience?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:38 No.12356202
>>12356176
Player 1 has a hard time drawing dogs. How could he be EFG?
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:39 No.12356211
>>12356154
You're welcome.
Enjoy your nightmares. :D
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:40 No.12356244
>>12356202
>Player 1 has a hard time drawing dogs. How could he be EFG?

First of all, his dogs aren't as bad as he says they are. Look at Bones.

SECOND of all, look at EFG. He's no amazing artist himself. He's got the same strong points as P1: Draws fast, has good comedic timing, and his facial expressions pretty much make his humor.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:41 No.12356264
>>12356202
EFG's no Rembrandt himself.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:41 No.12356272
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same person.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:43 No.12356308
>>12356272
I fucking hope so. I love chompy <3
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:44 No.12356335
Chain Chomp Chan is just as cute as the dickens.
>> Croagunk !l8ShudDerA 03/19/08(Wed)04:46 No.12356366
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Chain is adorable.
>> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 03/19/08(Wed)04:46 No.12356378
P.S.

The answer was K.K. Jazz.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:47 No.12356397
>>12356154
>>12354896
awesome, me too
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:49 No.12356419
>>12356366
>chompy open legs.png
HOLD ON THERE'S SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS HERE
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:49 No.12356434
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efg and pals died a long time ago on /b/
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:49 No.12356436
I read through Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing a while back.

I was creeped out for days. It is only thanks to Player 1 that I can tolerate Animal Crossing again.
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:50 No.12356459
>>12356434
they came back to sing don't stop me now
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:53 No.12356501
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>>12356434
>> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)04:53 No.12356509
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I CaN SEe YOu