>>I'm playing Gaston in our Kingdom Hearts one-shot game in a few weeks.

D:

1. Yes
2. Yes, but only if you are actually good at singing. Also, there is no need for the instrumental bits.

>>3110598

No one's slick as Gaston!
No one's quick as Gaston!

I was a choirfag in high school, so I'll manage. Perhaps some practice will be in order.

Also, ITT now: Character's you'd play in a Kingdom Hearts game.

Pic related: It was my first idea.

Judge Claude Frollo. Suffer not the Heretic, the Witch or the Mutant.

does this count?

>>3110618
>>Pic related: No one is going to do better than this motherfucker right here.

FIFY

>>3110598

This idea is awesome and you should feel awesome.

Be someone from mulan and sing "I'll make a man out of you".
It's a bonus for a double-entendre if you actually decide to go for reverse-trap mulan.

The rest of our party consists of a random keyblade, goofy's son from gooftroop, Jack Skellington, and Yuna from Final Fantasy 10.

>>3110668
Seriously? This kid? Does he... use his skateboard as a shield?

>>3110679

No, but he's the only character in our party i was vehemently against. I mean.. Goofy's son? Come on, who'd fuck goofy?

That dude from Sleeping Beauty would make a pretty sweet character. Magic sword and shield.

>>3110691
I WOULD

So, who you guys going up against?

I'm surprised no one's RAGED over Kingdom Hearts yet.

So, what's M&M? I'm tired as hell, so I'm not thinking too well.

>>3110668
lol.
Let me guess. You are the only somewhat "normal and cool" guy in your group. The other players are: a weeaboo, one shut in who plays WoW, skinny goth guy, fat goth girl.

>>3110727
Mutants and Masterminds. It's awesome.

>>3110735

No, I'm usually the GM/black guy. we have a neckbeard (yuna), a /k/ommando(jack) and my roommate (max), who would be characterized as the "normal cool one."

Our GM's a christfag. Top THAT, troll.

>>3110727
M&M is mutants and masterminds.

>>3110691
prostitutes


or furries

hey guys, am I doin it rite?

>>3110616
NO ONE MAKES YOUR ASS BLEED WITH HIS DICK LIKE GASTON

>>3110783
FUCK! A THOUSAND SON SORCERER!!

Totally forgot, our resident powergamer is playing Aladdin.

This makes me RAAAAAAGE!

>>3110807

OH! OH SHIT. PLAY MOZENRATH. I just remembered this guy existed. Fuck yes awesome badass dark sorcerer guy.

>>3110828

He also has an awesome lich-hand

>>3110833

i've never seen this guy. Also, bump for in-game singing.

...Will the yuna neckbeard sing any songs from x-2?

>>3110828
I remember seeing Mozenrath and thinking "Holy fuck, Aladdin's fighting the Hand of Vecna!"

Which now makes me want to play Al-Quadim. Dammit.

Have your GM Make Marche the villain.

"FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS MAGICAL DISNEY/SQUARE WORLD SHOULDN'T EXIST, YOU'RE ALL GOING HOME."

I'd play Robin Hood and set myself on fire everytime a furry pops up.

On the original topic... DO A LOT OF MUSICAL SCORES!

Fuck, I wanna do something like this, but my gaming group is too GRUMPDORK.

This.

this guy here

>>3111063
WaluWEEGEE?

Gaston would have been my first choice. I'll have to go with Merlin from the Sword in the Stone. Or maybe Clayton from Tarzan.

Oh wait, fuck no. Shrek.

>>3111073
Shrek is not disney

>>3111073
Shrek is Dreamworks, idiot. They're close, though.

>>3111086

nope. We're only using disney affiliated characters, studios, etc.

Mr. Feeny is apparently an npc, which means... urkel is playable.

>>3111023
Permit me to suggest an alternative?

right, anyway, the story involves our party being sent on a quest by the "Disney Sages," merlin, Christopher Robin, Mr. Feeny, Yen sid, and some sort of moogle, and another character I can't remember.

Our goal is to retrieve an artifact that they can use to repel the heartless from certain worlds to make them habitable again.

>>3110828
Is that the Lord of the Black Sands, who slew his master Destane to acquire his power, whom brings forth the dead to serve him?

I thought of Mozenrath when the Pale Master prestige class first came out.

Hell, Aladdin had a whole gallery of awesome villians. Imagine Mechanicles as a campaigns big bad?

>>3111111

if we're suggesting sages, would "smart guy" from the show of the same name be acceptable?

Shit, you could even include scrooge, for that matter. Or perhaps auron from ffx?

>>3111123
This thread has reminded me that Disney is awesome and Kingdom Hearts really shat all over it.

Gaston is one hell of a pick. Darkwing too.

But if I was powergaming it'd be Hercules.

Pic related, just to cause RAAAGE.

>>3111144
TARBABIES

An angry dwarf with a pickaxe.

>>3111170

I'm not very familiar with M&M, but if there's a way to play all SEVEN dwarves at once, that might just more fun than Gaston.

"Hi ho, Hi ho, Its off to work we go..."

Brooklyn, from Gargoyles.

Because that show was KICKASS, is why.

Just remember that Gaston, along with his muscles as big as a barge, gets proficiency with bows, axes, swords, and blackpowder guns. (If he uses anything else I can't remember.)

He can also eat 5 eggs at once.

Pic related, he will fuck your shit up.

No, seriously guys, I'm gonna fuck your shit up. Some douchebag stole my remote.

I think everyone here would love to be Gaston.

Even when taking his lumps.

>>3111354

I accounted for all of these except bows, and being able to eat five eggs at once.

His strength's 20, and his constitution's 18, other than that, I'll have to stat him out.

Tell ya what, I'll just wait a few days and post everybody's sheets.

>>3110828

Fuck, I was going to pick Mozenrath.

I guess I could just be an awesome sorcerer from the other side of the Disney/Final Fantasy divide, though...

Vwoop-woop-woop-woop!

>>3111364
He is also a skilled taxidermist.

Come on, she wanted to make a coat out of puppies. You don't get much more evil than that.

>>3111374

Fuck it. The GM says start requesting Villains

malificent 1
Jafar 1
MOZENRATH 2
deVille 1

>>3111364
>>Tell ya what, I'll just wait a few days and post everybody's sheets.

The_Beast_Do_It_Faggot.jpg

>>3111374
Tell that to /fa/.

I bet Cruella is their patron deity.

>>3111379
Well hell, if you're going to include Cruella, you might as well bring in her whole family. There was an episode of the 101 Dalmations cartoon series where she had a family reunion.

>>3111379

Ultimate Final Boss: Chernabog.

rolled 40 = 40

>>3111364
I statted gaston for 3.5 a while back. Monk1/Fighter whatever/ Drunken Master whatever. Used Gauntlets most of the time with a few ToB feats to improve his unarmed damage. He was competent with the other weapons but specialized in brawling.

never got to play him though and dont have the sheet with me or i'd post it.

rolled 62 = 62

>>3111390
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST DEMON EVER

>>3111379
Chernobog.

>>3111404
Dammit. Ninja'd because of Squirrels.

>>3111379
Mechanicles! Come on, let's play stomp on Agrabah with a giant robot everyone!

>>3111379
Rasputin

>>3111392
>>He was competent with the other weapons but specialized in brawling.

"In a wrestling match nobody BITES like Gaston!"

Huh, I don't remember fighting him in Kingdom hearts.

>>3111414
Seconding this.

Moar villains.

>>3111379
The Horned King.

>>3111414

Rasputin is also not Disney, although it practically should be.

>>3111407
>>3111404
>>3111398
>>3111390

>>3111379
CHERNABOG, YOU FAGGOT

This would be my character.

>>3111379
Shan Yu.

Yu'd best get down to business and defeat this Hun.

>>3111432
Now I remember why I liked the 2nd Rescuers film so much.

In a stage where you get shrunk down to the size of a mouse.

"Just as planned"-villain?

And, of course, we need a pirate.

>>3111437
>>Ruthless and cold-hearted, Shan Yu kills without mercy, remorse and, on occasion, as a joke; for example, he once asks his archer, "How many men does it take to deliver a message?", to which the archer replies "one" as he draws his bow.

A giant-ass avalanche couldn't kill him. No, it took an entire fucking tower full of gunpowder. Yeah.

>>3111432
Aww yeah. That guy was such a badass.

Didn't his truck have a giant rifle on top of it or something?

>>3111437

>Yu'd best get down to business and defeat this Hun.

Hurrr, I lol'd.

>>3111455
I think it was a giant net cannon. And it was more of a tank than a truck. With a giant cage pulled behind it.

Horned King, motherfuckers.

Just in case you need to throw a Lich lord in there, or something.

>>3111469

Yeah, it was basically the most badass vehicle in a Disney film ever.

And I'm COUNTING Atlantis: The Lost Empire in that call.

>>3111516
See; >>3111514

Black Cauldron was going to be such a great movie until Disney pussied out.

>>3111522
What did they pussy out over?

>>3111538
It was originally going to be a whole lot more violent. That skeletal Viking army at the end that just falls down? They didn't just fall down in the original script. They even finished a lot of animation for it. They chopped it up so bad if you listen for it the music skips in a few places.

Also, no Gurgy. No FUCKING Gurgy. I was happy when he died.

>>3111432
>>3111355
>>3111063

Oh, you bassids are taking the good chars.

I guess I'm gonna go with the SKY PIRATE!

>>3111558

Right then, /tg/. Party of 4 badest motherfuckers in Disney.

Hard Mode: They fulfil all 4 standard class roles for a D&D party (fighter, rogue, healer, mage).

>>3111558
>I guess I'm gonna go with the FURFAGS!

Fixed.

>>3111558

>>3111379
I'm going to throw another vote behind Mozenrath.
Also, don't forget Judge Rollo.

>>3111558

I'm giving a vote for Don Karnage, at least as a minor villain. He's got a flying aircraft carrier and plenty of swashbuckling, for fuck's sake!

>>3111588
And a rather hilarious accent. I'll vote for him, even though I've already voted for Rasputen.

>>3111597

I dun think Rasputin is a Disney char.

>>3111597
>>3111588
Don't forget his name is fricken carnage with a K!

>>3111569
Gaston - Tank
Captain Hook - Rogue
Judge Claude Frollo - Cleric
Jaffar - Mage

>>3111573
OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE CARNAGE TO FURRIES

>>3111629
The best thing is that all of them could theoretically inhabit the same time period.

What would be their quest, though? Who would they battle? Let us hear the epic sage of this brotherhood.

>>3111632
I have as much nostalgia as you do, but no excuse exists for furesy!

>>3111639
The Beauty and the Beast is in the same period as The Hunchback of Notredame

>>3111646
And we don't know when Aladin is set, because those sand niggers STILL act like that.

>>3111639
Actually... all of them but Hook are in it for the bitches. And he's in it for the little boy.

>>3111646
They're all roughly in the same period.
>>3111639
As for their quest... God, I don't know.

>>3111678
>>They're all roughly in the same period.
Yeah. "Ye Olden Times."

>>3111670
>>Actually... all of them but Hook are in it for the bitches. And he's in it for the little boy.
Sounds like a quest to me.

>>3111641

I think there's some sort of rule that says character coolness offsets furriness...or something.

Tale spin was Disney right?

Oh please let Tale spin be Disney.

>>3111646
Actually, I think the Hunchback comes first, despite the moving coming out after B&B.

Belle can be seen in Notre Dame square, after all. Reading a book, no less.

>>3111695
Yeah it was.

This might be a good villain for you.

rolled 47 = 47

>>3111695
IT HAD FUCKING BALOO OF COURSE IT WAS DISNEY.

>>3111695
Yes. Yes it was.

You can tell, because the Jungle Book is Disney. And the entire animal cast of The Jungle Book is in fucking Tale Spin.
Sheer Khan becomes an evil businessman, Baloo learns to fly a plane, and King Louie gives up his crown to serve margaritas to pelicans.

They then added another bunch of characters because otherwise the entire series would have been 'Baloo delivers rum to King Louie while Sheer Khan tries to stop them by opening another bar next door that sells drinks for much less.'


Also, Baloo looks a lot like a grey Little John. c.c;

So, Gaston, Judge Claude Frollo, Jaffar and Captain Hook are all in it for the bitches (and the little boy).

I like the sound of this.

I vote for Mozenrath and Don Karnage as well. Classiest villains.

Yes, and probably.
>>3111094
>>3111111
>Mr. Feeny
Yes. Fuck yes, best campaign ever.

>>3111128
This thread reminded me how Disney was awesome and then just decided to stop being awesome after Tarzan, because they're all morons.
I need to go listen to Hellfire again.


Jafar and Kefka team up to take over the world. The two of them become genies, and do Kefka's World of Ruin thing on the place, and you have to travel to their twisted tower, through the sands of a massive desert, and stop them.
Kingdom Hearts should have had a real villain team up, as opposed to "we'll all just stand her in the shadows making plans, but not actually help each other."

rolled 40 = 40

>>3111128
More like the success of Pixar and Michael Eisner fucked up everything that used to be good about disney.

>>3111886
Their successes is no excuse to can the traditional animation team and stop using anything but CGI, without musicals.

That's stupidity.

rolled 50 = 50

>>3111896
Yes, Edward, Michael Eisner's stupidity. He saw CG as "the future" and said "Fuck making good things, I suck cocks."

>>3111737
Oh god, that was such an awesome show. I tried explaining it to my friends and they wouldn't believe it was Disney. Airplanes, bars out in the middle of nowhere, treasure... and isn't there one episode where Baloo ends up in a concentration camp run by a nazi boar or some shit?

>>3111958
>>nazi boar
There were several that mocked the USSR; it was a commie boar.

Also, this thread has made me realize that Gaston would be an awesome Spirit of the Century character.

>>3112102
Gaston
Skills:
+5 Might
+4 Survival, Guns
+3 Weapons, Alertness, Athletics
+2 Fists, Endurance, Stealth, Leadership
+1 Resources, Rapport, Contacting, Gambling, Intimidation

Stunts:
Might - Herculean Strength, Wrestler
Fists - Brawler
Contacting - Contact (LeFou): Average Social minion
[1 left]

Aspects:
No-one [Verb]s Like Gaston
Country Bumpkin
Unreturned Crush: Belle
Mortal Enemy: Books
Paragon of Manliness
Big as a Barge
Bumbling Companion
Cunning
Vain and Arrogant
My Survival Comes First

>>3110783
THIS. I would play Jafar as well. Barring that, probably play Aladdin, too.

>>3111958
Yes, I remember that one.

>I'm playing Gaston in our Kingdom Hearts one-shot game in a few weeks
>Kingdom Hearts one-shot game
>Kingdom Hearts

SET SAIL FOR FAIL.

Seriously if you wanted a decent game you could've done with it just Disney instead of Final Failtasy.

>>3111629
>Captain Hook - Rogue
No, he's just a high-Dex fighter with Leadership.

You want Rogue skills? This nigga here can get it done.

>>3112455
Aladdin with Jafar?

Negaduck up in this motherfucker!

>>3112521
Negaduck is a fag.

Darkwarrior Duck is superior.

>>3112526
BRING IT BITCH!

You need a Barbarian for the game?

Incredibles

>>3112310
Yeah, but fuck you.

Anyway, apparently we're playing next week. Also, some faggot I don't know will be rolling a gummi bear. Gaston my attempt to eat them.

Apparently, our rogue's gallery will Include Mr. Turner's nobody (from boy meets world), malificent, Cruella deVile, and Seymore from ffx10, and Menozarath.

Thanks /tg/, you've delivered an epic campaign on a silver platter

>>3112777
These guys might be good as henchmen for the other villains.

>>3112526
I loved that episode. It was like I was watching Duck Batman!

>>3112175
Gaston
Aspects:
No-one [Verb]s Like Gaston
Mortal Enemy: Books
Kill the Beast!
Hero of the Pub
Unreturned Crush: Belle
Country Bumpkin
Paragon of Manliness
Big as a Barge
Get to the Kitchen, Bitch!
Being an Asshole is Part of My Manly Essence

Skills:
+5 Might
+4 Survival, Guns
+3 Weapons, Alertness, Athletics
+2 Fists, Endurance, Stealth, Leadership
+1 Resources, Rapport, Contacting, Gambling, Intimidation

Stunts:
Might - Herculean Strength, Wrestler
Fists - Brawler, Mix it Up
Contacting - Contact (LeFou): Average Social minion

Fixed.

>>3111670
>>3111629
THIS WOULD BE AN AMAZING CAMPAIGN

>>3111414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y150Lm4kZ_M

RA-RA-RASPUTIN!

More Spirit of the Century Disney villains!

Captain Hook
Aspects:

I'm the Captain
Mortal Fear: Croc with a Clock
Mortal Enemy: Peter Pan
Sword and Hook Style
Codfish
Find the Loophole
Coward at Heart
Silver Tongue
Spaniard
Demolition Expert

Stunts:
Leadership - Lieutenant x2 (Smee), Minions
Weapons - Flawless Parry, Riposte

+5 Weapons
+4 Leadership, Deceit
+3 Art, Sleight of Hand, Resources
+2 Rapport, Resolve, Alertness, Intimidation, Guns
+1 Academics, Athletics, Stealth, Gambling, Burglary

I'm a bit late to the party, but Why does no one who plays with Kingdom Hearts stuff remember Squaresoft makes games that aren't Final Fantasy?

We need some Parasite Eve, Einhaender, Chrono Trigger, and Xenogears. At the very LEAST.

Jaffar
Aspects:
Cobra Staff
Just a Little Respect (That's All I Need)
Magic Lab
Master of Arcane Lore
Looks Distinctly Evil
Underworld Connections
Thirst for Power
Hidden Crush: Jasmine
Mortal Enemy: That Damn Streetrat
Puppetmaster

Stunts:
Mysteries - Rare Artifact, Mesmerist, Hypnotic Speech, Mind's Shadow, Enthrall
[Alternatively - Animal Companion (Parrot: Iago), Sucker + Big Sucker, Personal Artifact (Cobra Staff), several Rare Artifacts, Clever Disguise, and/or Headquarters; Jafar fits all of these quite well, but I focused on his Hypnotism]

+5 Mysteries
+4 Rapport, Deceit
+3 Resolve, Contacting, Academics
+2 Sleight of Hand, Investigation, Resources, Empathy
+1 Endurance, Stealth, Burglary, Art, Intimidation

>>3113569

Fuck square!

Moar Disney!

>>3110691Come on, who'd fuck goofy?

Pete

>>3113677

>Underworld Connections

I remembered that Hercules/Aladdin crossover episode, and this made me chuckle.

>>3112777Apparently, our rogue's gallery will Include Mr. Turner's nobody (from boy meets world)

HUHW?

>>3113834

Don't nobodies have absolutely no memory of their previous lives and, if they're lucky enough to maintain their human form, gain weird-ass elemental powers? I wonder what Turner's power could be, and his personality might not be anything like the guy in the show.

DARKWING.
FUCKING.
DUCK.

>>3113869
Or failing that, Launchpad McQuack. He was always good for a laugh.

>>3113895
For that matter, Nega-Duck. Fuck yeah.

>>3113901
Wait. We had this conversation already. Darkwarrior Duck is best.

HELLO, NURSE!

DARKWING DUCK VS. INSPECTOR GADGET
1 VS 1
NO GOSLYN
NO PENNY
INCOMPETENCE ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

>>3114020
UUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHH...ahhhh...

>>3114040

Hey - Darkwing was reasonably competent. Inspector Gadget was a complete fuck-up, through and through. I don't think he ever once pulled out a legitimate win.

>>3113569

Is that Elly from Xenogears, or one of the bitches from Parasite Eve?

>>3110740
A Black Dude? BLACK PEOPLE YEAH! LET US UNITE!

My votes so far are for Mozenrath, motherfukkin' Mechanicles (FUCK YEAH CLOCKWORK EVERYTHING), Zummi Gummi (the sorceror voiced by Jim Cummings), and Inspector Gadget if you play him like this.

>>3114085
Neither. That is Id. The Demon of Elru. Although Grahf is a MUCH better option for a villain to fight. I just can't find any of my images of him.

>>3114160

Fukken' Id...
Yeah, Grahf was way more badass. Of course, his backstory was EQUALLY retarded (LOL XENOGEARS), but at least his character design made up for it.

>>3114112
THIS.

>>3114160
>>3114303
Who to use would depend on whether you want a "RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS, and I'm also you" or a "just as planned, and I'm also your father" villain. And those aren't spoilers, because if you don't know them by now its your own damn fault.

>>3111629
Greatest potential flaw? Unless I'm mistaken, three Frenchmen.

That party's going down like a brick.

New 3.5 DnD game /tg/ and I feel like playing a 1950s dad type.

Any ideas on what classes would be good for such a thing?

>>3114529
they need a french canadian to balance out the party. Quebec, the only french people who never surrendered to anyone.

>>3114529

Isn't Hook English?

Screw the disney rule.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-Wm25T6Qs

Tim Curry as a giant toxic smog elemental, what's not to love?

>>3114702
HEXXUS!

Ferngully was my favorite environmentalist propaganda movie when I was a kid.

>>3114702
THIS punk. I defy you to find a more entertaining character than a schizophrenic flying mammal with a radio in his head.

>>3114723
As was it for us all.

>>3114648
The Disney version was allegedly based off a Spanish king.

>>3114702
I second this.

>>3114702
>>Screw the disney rule.

Then John Silver from Treasure Planet.

>>3114857
OK. TWO Frenchmen. My point holds. That party is already half -R-U-N-N-O-F-T

How are we having a thread about awesome disney characters without mentioning these badasses?

>>3115025
Because that show was bad and you should feel bad?

Seriously, never got into it at all. Just annoyed the hell out of me.

>>3115128
fuck you fgt that show was amazing.

>>3114912
Also, Hook might be a Spaniard but he's definitely French where his courage is concerned. And Gaston turns pure Frenchie when his life's on the line.

tl;dr: Hook's a coward.

>>3115170
>Hook's a coward.

Your mom's fat.

is lion king canon? if so, i'd totally be pumbaa.

Rourke, this guy was pretty hardcore I'd say. Steals last hopes and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>3111641

Learn what furry actually means, and why we actually hate them newfag. Existence is not the reason for our hatred.

>>3114085

It's Id. That's a dude.

Yes, and more yes.

Your ability must compel people into singing along in a coordinated fashion. Crucial element there.

>>3116384
Also, if they participate through the entire length of the song, then their attitude towards you improves to friendly (or one step further if it was already there).

Everything about this thread is awesome.

I fucking win