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24 KB Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:23 No.6014613  
Alright /co/, I challenge you to go to http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/ , generate a random crossover, and then write an actual story about it.

This was mine, I'll post it up when I'm done.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Godzilla and Batman. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:30 No.6014692
>>6014613

...I could see OP's idea working.

>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Night of the Living Dead and Iron Man. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!

...Mine, not so much.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:32 No.6014722
Huh, I was just going to make a thread like that. Is it OK if we just write a quick scene based on first impressions? That's how I did it on the other thread last night.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:32 No.6014731
>>6014613
ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining West Side Story and Street Sharks. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!

oh wow
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:34 No.6014751
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Rosemary's Baby. The story should use religion as a plot device!

Gee, guys. I'm reallly not sure I should care.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:36 No.6014769
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain America and Psych. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!

Shawn: My spirit guides have told me what happened to Captain America!
Juliet: Shawn, I'm leaving you.
Shawn: He never died all al- Wha-wha-what?
Juliet: Bucky has shown me what the love of a real man is like.
Shawn: Damn, I hope Gus takes me back.
>> GeneralIvan !!Th5NGyhxace 09/28/08(Sun)21:36 No.6014773
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining X-Files and the Legend of Zelda. The story should use floods as a plot device!

I don't know how to feel about this.
>> OP 09/28/08(Sun)21:37 No.6014790
>>6014731

Yea, just realized that...

Time for a new one!
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monster Garage and Dragonball Z. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!

Hell Yea!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:40 No.6014832
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the National Basketball Association and Cardcaptor Sakura. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

Wut?
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:43 No.6014873
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and Ctrl+Alt+Del. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:43 No.6014874
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Ninja Turtles. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

This actually sounds plausible. RP McMurphy discovers a portal to hell in the insane asylum, which it turns out Nurse Ratched is from. The Ninja Turtles show up to battle the demons.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:54 No.6015022
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Donkey Kong and Max Payne. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:56 No.6015052
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cardcaptor Sakura and Final Fantasy 4. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:57 No.6015069
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monster Garage and Final Fantasy X-2. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:58 No.6015082
Last time around, a Anon said he was already writing a Digimon/Captain America crossover, but I have yet to see anything about it.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:58 No.6015099
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Wheel of Fortune and Splinter Cell. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)21:59 No.6015113
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Nash Bridges and Mr. Ed. The story should use incest as a plot device!
>> Black ✭ Star !x8ngkAZjXE 09/28/08(Sun)22:00 No.6015117
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Romeo & Juliet and Beauty & the Beast. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!

It was an Arbor day like any other arbor day. I knew we weren't supposed to wander far into the forest as there was stories of the ancient creature Romeo who came out around this time to scare the children.

I was never one to believe in such foolishness, yet I was always intrigued by the notion that he may exist...

We were split into pairs to admire the forest which had given the village so much and bring back the item we thought best represented the forest. I was teamed up with Molly Hatchet.

She is an odd girl but a tolerable one if any.
We were about a mile away from the group when I heard the strangest of voices...

will write more if this thread takes off
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:01 No.6015137
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Samurai Pizza Cats and Aladdin. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:04 No.6015161
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harvest Moon and Neil Patrick Harris. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:05 No.6015168
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Atlas Shrugged and Snoop Dogg. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!

"This is John Galt speaking. As you may know, there's a blacky ass that wants to take away my title as King of Rap. Now, I don't know who that fool Snoop Dogg is, but rest your honkey asses assured, my phat beats will take him down!"

A cheer went through the crowd. It was electrifying to hear Galt speak. The rap tournament he hosted on his new paradise for the independent man proved to be objectively amazing.

Galt smirked, only to have that smirk vanish when he took the stage.

"The D-O-Double Jizzlle's gonna show this nigga that I live by my own rules."

And the most epic rap battle began.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:05 No.6015170
>>6014790
DO WANT!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:05 No.6015177
>>6015137

I think I may have actually read something like that at one point.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:07 No.6015200
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Sometimes it doesn't generate a title or plot device, I just got
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Elite Beat Agents and . The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:08 No.6015210
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and Command & Conquer. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:08 No.6015212
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Soul Calibur. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:10 No.6015241
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rock Band and Finding Nemo. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:11 No.6015267
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Soul Calibur. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!

That one actuallly sounds pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:12 No.6015273
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Alf. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:12 No.6015277
>>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Knight Rider. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!

"I'm going to run for the presidency!" yelled Dale as his rodent friends looked on in disbelief. I'm going to march over to the Capitol right now and fill out the forms!

As Dale stepped off the curb, a giant machine swerved around the corner. A shiny black like obsidian, it looked like death itself as it came at him impossibly fast.

The chipmunk had nowhere to move as the machine roared straight towards him like an oncoming storm. Suddenly, a blast of sound like a half second of howling wind stunned Dale's ears. Somehow the car leapt into the air, sailing over the shocked critter. It landed with an earth-shaking crash as it sped on out of sight.

Dale stood on the road for what seems like a whole minute in silence.

"Oh my Nigger Jesus!!" yelled Dale.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:13 No.6015290
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metal Gear Solid and the Daily Show. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!
>> Mr. Zer0 09/28/08(Sun)22:13 No.6015291
Did it and it was epic
http://plus4chan.org/boards/writ/res/50.html#52
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:14 No.6015310
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Wheel of Fortune and Aladdin. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device!

Aladdin reeled back at the sight of it. It's horrible, jet black hair, the nightmarish teeth, the stench of sulfur.

"Hehehe! All right, Vanna, let's see what Princess Jasmine gets when we spin the..."

The new, Satan Pat Sajak, ignoring the screams of the chained up Vanna White, turned to his unholy audience, who responded:

"WHEEL! OF! HELL!"

Aladdin felt one tear fall from his eye.

"Pat, my oldest friend....what have they done to you?"

Apu looked up at Aladdin.

"Come on, old buddy", he said, taking out his Uzi, with bullets blessed by the Pope, "Let's take these demon bitches out!"
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:15 No.6015317
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Penny Arcade and Charlie's Angels. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:15 No.6015318
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Thundercats and 4chan. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:17 No.6015343
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monsters Inc and Bioshock. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:19 No.6015369
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phoenix Wright and Godzilla. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:19 No.6015374
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Quantum Leap and Phantom of the Opera. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:24 No.6015421
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teletubbies and 4chan. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:25 No.6015437
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>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 4chan and Dance Dance Revolution. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!

4chan house was busy one Friday night. /ck/ had called for a party to celebrate /b/'s return to society. She didn't plan beyond getting everyone in the same room and stuffing them full off her food, and most of the boards already telegraphed via slanted looks their intent to leave as quietly as possible once her back was turned.

They never did get a chance with /tg/ standing guard and /ck/ coming in the living room carrying one of /v/'s toys. A quick set-up and the DDR logo was already flashing on the screen.

"I'll just be finishing dinner in the kitchen, enjoy yourselves!" Quick beaming smile to the rest of the horrified party, and away she went.

Two hours later, with the help of /trv/'s generous contribution of foreign spirits, most of them were beginning to have fun. /v/ even got calmer with a few ounces in him.

"FFFFF, this FUcKIng GAME. It'S For FUcKIng FAT Fucks who can't get laid."

/tv/, in a bout of inspiration brought on by shots of tequila and the Karate Kid, gathered those who were still awake or half-sober and decided that a martial arts tournament was what they needed.

Sure, why not? Good ideas can't be wasted on a Friday night.

Thirty minutes later, /ck/ came out of the kitchen to call everyone in and dropped the pot of tea she'd been holding.

What had just recently been a living room was now a live war zone. /co/ and /v/ were grappling /a/ into submission into a corner of the room; /m/, /k/, and /d/ were fighting with the greatest and most disturbing arsenal they had; /jp/, /b/, and the other non-safe boards were in a drunken orgy; only /an/, /i/, and /cm/ were the only ones left who were playing DDR.

/ck/ smelled smoke. It was apparently coming from her ears. She had never felt like swearing in her life before this.

"GOD DAMMIT, 4CHAAAAAN HOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSE!!"
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:26 No.6015447
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Calvin & Hobbes and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use the future as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:27 No.6015455
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The 2008 Presidental Eelection and The Terminator. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

I know this is going to be in it.
Terminator Obama:Where is Sarah Palin?
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:31 No.6015507
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ctrl+Alt+Del and Romeo & Juliet. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:32 No.6015524
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Where in the Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego and Waldo. The story should use finding a missing person as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:34 No.6015540
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Superman and Incredible Hulk. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

*Newfag bank robber runs to his getaway car after leaving Metropolis Bank*

Bank Robber: Haha, they didn't even lock the fucking vault.

Driver: This piece of shit car isn't moving, where the hell did you get it?

Bank Robber: What? I just stole it new fro- *Oomph*

Being lifted up into the sky at the speed of sound is not good for your stomach.

Superman: Are you guys dense? Are you retarded? You guys are going to jail for a long time.

--Elsewhere--
Hulk: *turns over in his sleep*
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:36 No.6015566
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>>6015524
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:36 No.6015567
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain Planet and Command & Conquer. The story should use puberty as a plot device!
The Allies and the Soviets learn a valuable lesson about puberty from their friend, Captain Planet.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:39 No.6015588
>>6015524
oh fuck
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:43 No.6015624
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Zone of the Enders and G Gundam. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:44 No.6015636
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining God Hand and F-Zero. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:45 No.6015638
>>6015524
WHO FINDS WHO?

WHO WAS PHONE?
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:47 No.6015667
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Superman and Dragonball Z. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:49 No.6015689
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Fat Guy Stuck in Internet and 4chan. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:51 No.6015707
>>6015689

/b/ becomes sentient, hilarity ensues.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:53 No.6015732
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Atlas Shrugged and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use as a plot device!

"To exist is to be something,as distinguished from the nothing of non-existence... Wait, who are y..."

All that could be heard was a loud kick, like gunshot. The radio went dead.

"That Walker," C.D. chuckled to himself. And went back about his business.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:53 No.6015737
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Office Space and Monsters Inc. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!


Could write a story about how the monsters from Monsters Inc. made Milton weird when he was a kid. >.>
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:54 No.6015748
>>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the National Hockey League and Law & Order. The story should use rape as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:55 No.6015759
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!

Koopa Troopa: #388824: I always thought I was invisible...

Billy Bibbit: W-W-W-Wel-Welc-Welc

Koopa Troopa #388824: But now I know I matter...

McMurphy: Of course you're invisible. You're not even real!

Koopa Troopa #388824: I AM real! And I'm not going to be evil and follow Bowser blindly ANYMORE!!

(Everybody starts clapping)

Nurse Ratched: Time for your medicene everyone.

Koopa Troopa #388824: Fuck you lady!

(Everyone gasps)

Koopa Troopa #388824: Jokes! Bad jokes, for a good guy!

Chief: Juicy Fruit.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:57 No.6015779
>Your challenge is to write crossover fiction combining Nietzsche and Fairly Odd Parents. The story should use a party as a plot device.

what
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)22:59 No.6015805
>/b/ becomes sentient, the world shits itself.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:14 No.6015994
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Silent Hill and Yoshi's Island. The story should use body switching as a plot device!
Baby Mario awoke suddenly. He didn't recognize where he was. A moment ago, he could have sworn he was getting attacked by Koopas... yet now he was sitting in what appeared to be a cave. Outside, rain could be seen falling over crayon-colored treetops. He was still on the island, but...

He looked straight ahead, eyes focusing. A green dinosaur strolled casually out of the shadows. It smirked at him.

"Was I dreaming?" He held his head.

The dinosaur turned away from him, and took a seat nearby. "How do you feel?"

Baby Mario looked up at it. "Like I've been stomped on by a Thwomp, but I'm all right, I guess."

"Glad to hear it." The dinosaur nodded. "You from around here? Why don't you tell me what happened?"
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:14 No.6016002
>>6015994
"Wait a second," Baby Mario said, sitting up. "I'm just an infant. I was being delivered to my parents. The stork dropped me here..." He paused. "I don't know what happened. I'd like to find out myself."

"Uh-huh?"

Mario paused, remembering. "Have you seen a little boy? Just born yesterday. Looks like me, but with a green hat... my brother."

It shook its head. "Sorry. The only human I've seen on this island is you."

"Why does everything look like it was colored with crayons?"

"I'd tell you if I knew, believe me. But from what I can tell, something bizarre is going on. That's all I know." The dinosaur made a hmming noise. "What's your name?"

"Mario. Mario Mario."

"Green Yoshi," the dinosaur volunteered. "I'm a dinosaur from Yoshi's Island, the island we're on now." It looked out the window. "We don't have phones, or radios, either. I'm going to on foot to contact the other Yoshis."

"Hmph." Baby Mario started to crawl away.

"Hold it! Where do you think you're going?"

"My brother... I've gotta find him!"

"No way! It's dangerous out there."

"In that case, I need to find him now! Luigi's my little brother. I can't just leave him out there by himself."
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:15 No.6016015
>>6016002
"Have you got a map?"

The baby looked at its diaper for a second as if expecting to see a map drawn on it, but no such luck. "Ummm... no."

Yoshi used its tongue to scoop Mario onto its back. "Use mine. And hope that it leads us to your brother."

Mario paused, then accepted the dinosaur's offer.

Yoshi took a cautioning tone. "Now listen to me, before you ask me to throw an egg, know what it is I'm throwing it at. And don't ask me to use my eggs unless I have to. And don't go touching fuzzy by mistake. It'll make you dizzy. Got it?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

"You'd do best to stay on my back. If you're gone for too long, the Magikoopas will kidnap you."

With that, Yoshi departed the cave and headed into the heart of the island.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:15 No.6016021
>>6016015
And I am not writing this anymore, you all can come up with your own ideas of what Baby Luigi looks like when his body turns into the mother of god.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:15 No.6016023
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Avatar: The Last Airbender and Freakazoid. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!

Aang turned his back on Fire Lord Ozai and clenched his fists. He couldn't bring himself to do away with him but deep inside, he knew a way to properly punish him...
As Ozai lept to attack him, Aang spun around with the agility of a master air bender, grasping the cowardly firebender's forehead and chest. Bright light issued from both Avatar and Fire Lord, and within moments changes began to undertake the latter. His hair shortened and became dark and spikey, a white streak arching through it. His body became encased in a bright red fabric with a strange symbol on the chest. Perhaps the strangest of all, his skin turned as blue as one who freezes to death.
Aang let go, panting, and Ozai collapsed. Toph, Suki, and Sokka ran (in Sokka's case, limped) to Aang and looked down at the fallen dictator. Well, Toph looked in his general direction.
"Holy squirreldoves, Aang, what'd you do to him?!" exclaimed Sokka.
The masked eyes of the creature at the feet opened and blinked up at them. There was a pause.
"KARATE HUGBEES!!!!!!" it screamed as it leaped ten feet in the air and pulled a cheesey pose. Far in the back of it's mind, Ozai screamed in agony.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:18 No.6016055
>>6016023
YES
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:24 No.6016130
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI: Miami and 4chan. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

how do i do this?
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:27 No.6016164
>>6016130

Pedobear coming to life and biting random lolis, infecting them with an internet viruis that turns them into dead memes. In Miami.

YEEEEEAAAHHHH.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:28 No.6016172
>>6016023
I desire to carry your children.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:28 No.6016181
>>6016172

LESBIANS!!!!!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:29 No.6016187
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Avatar: The Last Airbender. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!

Not too horrible, actually.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:29 No.6016197
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Futurama and They Might Be Giants. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!

i'd read it
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:30 No.6016200
>>6016130
Looks like someone...
messed with football.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:30 No.6016214
>>6016087

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and Scooby Doo. The story should use incest as a plot device!

nevermind.

God.. just... AAAAAH
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:32 No.6016239
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Muppet Babies and Dexter. The story should use a parade as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:37 No.6016299
>>6016023

We need a drawfag, STAT.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:37 No.6016305
Chip n' dale and Gordon Ramsay. Murder as a plot device.

Oh shit.. my imagination's going somewhere shitty with it.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:38 No.6016318
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Fairly Oddparents and Pokemon. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!
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>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MacGyver and The diary of Anne Frank. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:40 No.6016340
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Emeril Legasse and Phoenix Wright. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

I want to do this, but I just don't have the talent..
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:46 No.6016402
Someone needs to screencap this thread, for it is epic.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:47 No.6016420
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Miami Vice and Pokemon. The story should use Organized religion as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:49 No.6016447
>>6016187

"Sokka?"

Sokka paused, extinguishing the flame that was about to light his last cigarette.

"Yeah, Aang?"

Aang looked to the ground.

"Do you think Katara'll send us a present?"

Sokka sighed. Aang never really did get this hole war thing. He was just barely the age to get drafted. That was why Sokka was grateful to have ended up in the same company as him; Lord knows Aang would have gotten himself killed on his own.

"Aang, we're in the middle of some shithole in the middle of the goddamn Pacific. I don't think we're going to get any Chrismas presents anytime soon."

He lit his cigarette.

Katara. Man, it had been a while since he'd seen his sister. Or Suki. He remembered getting to make love to her for the first time. A goodbye present, she called it. He took a drag, remembering her curves, the sweat that came off her body, the eternal heat that seemed to flow through the room.

"Watcha thinking about?" asked Aang.

Sokka, shaken from his recollection, stammered, "Uh...well, uh...say! Whatever happened to that girl, Toph! I bet she liked you, huh?"

Aang lifted an eyebrow.

"Toph and I are just friends."

"Like you and my sister are just friends? Hmm?"

Aang's face turned a deep crimson. Sokka couldn't help but chuckle.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:50 No.6016453
>>6016340
Baby, you don't need talent for that.
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:50 No.6016457
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Spaceballs. The story should use religion as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:51 No.6016466
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Neon Genesis Evangelion and Scooby Doo. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:51 No.6016467
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Naruto and Avatar the Last Airbender. The story should use the rise of annoying fangirls as a plot device!
>> A Challenge! 09/28/08(Sun)23:51 No.6016474
rarchive

>>6016457
EXECUTE!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:53 No.6016494
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Guy and Mythbusters. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:55 No.6016518
>>6016494

>Adam! Something has gone terribly wrong!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:57 No.6016558
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 6 and Final Fantasy 9. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)23:59 No.6016576
>>6016447

The last cigarette was finished. Sokka threw it away, knowing full well that the next few days were going to be hell without something to smoke. Of course, he could always borrow Aang's stash. Did Aang smoke? He'd have to ask.

"So Aang", Sokka said, "How'd you know Christmas was coming up?"

"I read the calendar."

"Right, the calendar. Haven't look at one in a while."

Sokka looked toward the leader.

"Hey, Jet, how's it looking out there?"

Jet grunted.

"All calm now. But just you wait, the Japs come right outta nowhere. All you hear are a couple seconds of ching chong and then you're dead."

Aang whimpered.

"This isn't right at all. We shouldn't be fighting."

"SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING!" Jet yelled, "I'd love to hear you say that when those slant eyed freaks took out Pearl Harbor! Didn't you care at all, Aang? Do the words 'day that will live in fucking infamy' mean anything to you?"

Aang's gaze turned to the floor.

"I just don't like fighting. Or killing."

Jet smirked.

"Welcome to the Army, faggot."
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:00 No.6016590
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Halo and The golden girls. The story should use Quantum Physics as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:01 No.6016595
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Twilight. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

Bella gazed into the vampire's eyes, smiling vapidly. "Oh Edward!" she gushed. "The day my perfection met your pants-creaming hotness was the epitome of creation!"
She attacked his face with her mouth, kissing and tonguing him sloppily with a KSSSHHMMMPPHHSLLLSSHHSMACK. Edward half heartedly pushed her up against a tree and began humping her, sparkling broodily. Both were too busy to notice the rapidly approaching footseps and battle cry.

"UNHAND THAT MAIDEN, BEAST OF THE NIGHT!" screamed Sir Lancelot as he swung his sword enthusiastically. A bit too, enthusiastically. He lobbed both their heads off.
"Er..." he said, "Well, that didn't go as planned. I better , um..."
"Cut and run, sir!" said a voice in the distance.
"Yes, cut and run!" He ran off to join his servant. The headless but not quite dead corpse of Edward continued to grind against the headless corpse of the very dead Bella.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:05 No.6016641
>>6016576

"Hey, don't to Aang that way!" Sokka snapped.

"Superior officer, Sokka", Jet retorted.

Things returned to normal. A few more hours passed.

Sokka noticed Haru deep into a small book of some sort.

"Hey, Haru, what's that?"

Haru grinned.

"Nudie Comic. Check it out, it's Shirly Temple getting reamed by a donkey!"

Sokka grimaced. "You read that stuff? Don't you have a pinup or something?"

Haru shrugged. "It'll do."

Sokka paused for a moment.

"Lemme see that."

Haru began to hand the comic over when a horrendous noise rang out. Gunfire.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:06 No.6016652
>>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Resident Evil and Sex and the City. The story should use a vacation as a plot device!
>> Black ✭ Star !x8ngkAZjXE 09/29/08(Mon)00:14 No.6016754
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Wars and I, Robot. The story should use a vacation as a plot device!

Long time ago in a Galaxy far away....


The evil robot droid empire gained control of force and has overthrown the Galactic empire.

Only one, Will Smith, can overcome the incredible odds and regain the freedom and prosperity their once was.

In a universe blinded by greed, in an empire ruled my metal and fear... He is legend.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:15 No.6016776
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining X-Files and Iron Chef. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

Doable!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:16 No.6016784
>>6016641

Don't keep us in suspense, man!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:18 No.6016811
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dawsons Creek and Battle Royal. The story should use Reality TV as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:29 No.6016935
>>6016641

Sokka turned wildly to the opening of the makeshift cave bunker. He saw a few things: Jet's corpse, sprawled out and bleeding, Aang running, and a band of enemy Japanese.

Sokka grabbed his gun and began to attack. Whether or not anyone was with him wasn't his concern at the moment. He had to stay alive, for Katara and Suki. There was no other option. He ran to a small hole that he discovered a couple of days before, and fired from there.

It's easy to kill a person, and Sokka realized that even before the war began. After about what seemed like an eternity of gunfire, there seemed to be no one left.

He climbed out of the hole. The bodies were all over the floor, Haru, Jet, Bumi, a friend Aang had made...

His heart skipped a beat.

Aang!

He ran to the other side of the cave to find Aang lying on the ground. Blood poured from his head, and in his hand he held a gun, still smoking. He looked across Aang and saw a young man lying on the ground, one arm over his shot belly.

Sokka walked to the man. A Japanese soldier. Looked like he got his face fucked up too; one of his eyes was surrounded by a scar. He was still alive, muttering some words in a language Sokka did not understand. This was the one who shot Aang.

There was no hesitation. The man was going to die anyway, Sokka just made it faster.

Sokka fell to the floor. He curled into a ball and started shaking, his body alive from the stress and the killing. It was then he noticed a small box to the wall. He'd never seen it before.He picked up the box, which had an attached note on it.

The note was in English, and it was written as follows:

"Sokka! I know you're running out, so just use mine. It's okay, I don't smoke anyway!

Merry Christmas,
Aang."

By now the adrenaline had subsided, and Sokka felt tears began to fall from his eyes.

There was only silence in the cave. Fin.

And that's the best I could do.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:31 No.6016972
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>>6016935

T_T
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:33 No.6016991
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>>6016754
"Oh, goodness gracious me. I certainly did not murder him."

BEEP BLOOP FART

"--you did what? Artoo Deetoo, you scamp."
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:43 No.6017133
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spiderman and Starsky and Hutch. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)00:57 No.6017317
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shaun of the Dead and Rock Band. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!

God, if it wasn't so late, and if I wasn't working on a paper, I would write that right now!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)01:24 No.6017631
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Diff'rent Strokes and Star Wars. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:19 No.6018840
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Emeril Legasse and Samurai Jack. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!

So absurd that it could be made of win...
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:24 No.6018884
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ER and Inuyasha. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!


..... mine is too easy
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:29 No.6018929
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>>6014613
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Outlaw Star. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!

Dear god. No. Please no.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:30 No.6018945
>>6018929
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Outlaw Star. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!


FUCK YEAH
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:32 No.6018965
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lizzie McGuire and Sesame Street. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

aww man
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:33 No.6018971
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>>6018945
You cannot make me do it, Anon.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:35 No.6018989
>>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jeopardy! and Max Payne. The story should use body switching as a plot device!
Wow...
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:35 No.6019001
>>6018971

I would, but I'm burnt out from the Avatar WWII story, which I think turned out well. Maybe I should expand a bit.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:37 No.6019017
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>>6018971
Please, sis?
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:38 No.6019036
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>>6019017
Shut up, Zuko. You were always weak to the call of Anons.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:40 No.6019059
>>6018971
OH I CAN AND I WILL

GIT INTO MY HANDS
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:41 No.6019070
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>>6019059
Oh, fine. Do it.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:41 No.6019075
>>6019070

Man, she's really hot in that scene.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:43 No.6019081
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>>6019070
Oh, bitch. You dead!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:43 No.6019086
>>6019070
ILL TIKLE YOU TO DEATH. I SWAER TO GOD.

OUTLAW STAR. MONTY PYTHON.

GET TO IT
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:46 No.6019105
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>>6019081
That's what you think, Zu-Zu!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:48 No.6019119
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>>6019105
Damn straight!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:50 No.6019129
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>>6019119
You can't even think at all!

>>6019086
And stop tempting me, Anon. I'll banish you.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:52 No.6019144
>>6019129

Please banish me.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:54 No.6019155
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>>6019129
Write it, or no more sex.

Not even oral!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:58 No.6019178
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Siegfried & Roy and Pokemon. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

Oh god. I have not the fortitude at current to write this...nor am i sure it SHOULD be written. Anyone else wants to, feel free!
>> Captain Sage 09/29/08(Mon)03:58 No.6019182
>>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and James Bond. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

Man that could be so awesome, but I don't even know how I'd go about it. Or even which Bond.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)03:59 No.6019184
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>>6019144
And you? Are banished. To /b/. Get out of here.

>>6019155
Honestly, Zu-Zu. No one wants oral from you.
>> Captain Sage 09/29/08(Mon)04:00 No.6019196
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining David Blaine and Doom. The story should use magic as a plot device!

O-oh God. I found what I will write.
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)04:01 No.6019200
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>>6019184
I...I'm free!
>> Anonymous 09/29/08(Mon)04:01 No.6019204
>Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jesse Jackson and Dance Dance Revolution. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!